DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	4637	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	563
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	122

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	1777
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Buildings Constructed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Armor Forged:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9304
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	75
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	2812
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6204	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	110	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	42855	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org