DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	2585

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Animals Bred:	99	Star Shards Collected:	237
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ores Mined:	7872
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2347	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	141	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net