DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5006	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	254
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Towns Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

sk.network

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

play.redandco.fr

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crops Grown:	7106	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

play.llredux.xyz

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7846
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net