DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2034
Towns Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Farms Harvested:	917	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	85642	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Villages Defended:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9162	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4534	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1664
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	741689
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Items Found:	6290
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	5001	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	194

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4056
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crops Grown:	9367	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	4109
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org