DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

PrisonRaider

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	4577
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Magic Items Found:	5245
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	3809	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net

Legion Servers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

mc-l.net

Lazle Craft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

My Best Server

sg1.lazlecraft.net

PEMCserver

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

play.PEMCserver.com

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9285	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Animals Bred:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mines Excavated:	1422

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	294
Buildings Constructed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3222

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170