DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4307	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

The Citadel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ores Mined:	3459	Star Shards Collected:	280

The Citadel

mc.thecitadel.us

KillarCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9223
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

69.175.45.154

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

mc.taylorcraft.net

NewKingdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	4586
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

192.227.136.35:25665

Legends Of Akkuria

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

198.154.120.2

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

play.pandacraft.org

ChronicBOOM

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

ChronicBOOM is a Gaming Community where friends come together to play games. Our ChronicBOOM Minecraft Server is a Bukkit server for players who want to get a Survival experience along with Shops, MiniGames (like BlockHunt and GolfCraft) and some other great plugins for Ranks to get more commands and DisguiseCraft to have fun and fool your friends with disguises! Come join us on the server and at http://chronicboom.net!!

Voting will get you free gifts!!

Thanks for viewing ChronicBOOM!

65.111.222.63

Cops And Robbers Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

This is a mini games server as seen on many youtubers minecraft videos. This server allows all players to play Cops And Robbers, TNTRun, Hide and seek and much more.

Play.AlphagamesMC.com

Archer Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Archer Games

ag1.playeoe.com

The Legend Continues

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Magic Items Found:	8415
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100

Key Features: – Survival gameplay – Friendly, helpful community – Responsible and fully trained Staff – Community events

Main Server Rules: – Be Smart, Be Nice, Be Respectful, Be Mature – Dont Grief or Steal – Dont Use Hacks or Exploits – Dont Spam or Harass Players

The Legend Continues has previously merged with TrinityCraft and EmeraldWorld

We want to help you create your own Legend as you join ours! So come play and have some fun at mc.thelegendcontinues.info!

mc.thelegendcontinues.info

Brocraft Economy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Still looking for that perfect economy server? Look no further! We are a dedicated server with fast Xneon processors with no lag! we have jobs, money, shops, and so much more! Join today!

brocraft.mcserver.ws

JustOneMoreBlock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

[h3]Network[/h3]

Get easy access to all of our server though the main hub portals. Go from Survival to skyblock in a matter of seconds so you can maximize your production and fun through the Minecraft Universe. [h3]Survival[/h3]

Towns – Come join and establish your own town today! Certification includes region protection and a Governor Rank including adding 2 Mayors to be your assistant of you town in creating plots and setting up signs using Simple Region Market. Economy – Various things you’re able to do with money in-game, setting up a Chest Shop in the Market Town, Killing Mobs and owning a town and collecting money from players who buy plots. mcMMO – Join in on the fun with a widely ranged MCMMO setup across multiple worlds. Rank up your mining, tree chopping, and fishing all without even lifting a finger. Additional Worlds – You have access to Mineworld, Nether and The End. All these worlds re-gen the 1st of the Month for new ores/materials to be obtained. List of some of our plugins: Craftconomy, Votifier, mcMMO, LWC, MondoChest, ecoCreature, Dynmap, CraftBook, ChestShop, SimpleRegionMarket [h3]SkyBlock[/h3]

Survive on your own private island solo or with friends in the all new Skyblock World! You spawn on an island in the sky with limited (but enough) resources and must expand your island to become an empire. Enjoy hours of play time as you become lost in the ever lasting skyworld. [h3]Creative[/h3]

Create your own 128×128 creative plot to build your dreams! Get full access to your plot, it’s biomes, and all items without limitations! Fly to your friends plots and help them build anything from a city to a roller coaster. [h3]Games[/h3]

With tons of Minecraft Mini-Games coming to the server soon, you won’t want to miss out on the action. Earn money in Hunger Games, Hide & Seek, and many more! For information of our server you can check out website at http://justonemoreblock.com

JustOneMoreBlock.com

EliteNations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	1624	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

216.172.108.178

SnowyCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Our Server is full of wonderful experiences. We have SMP and CMP, Creative has its own separate Ranks, these are FREE to earn, though to earn them you must gather up Builder-Points by building! Our server also has a few mini games access them with /travel. The server also has custom plugin’s made specifically for the server!

Website: snowy-craft.com

Snowy-Craft.net

DeathMatchPVP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	5671
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

192.210.136.230:25765