DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7778	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	783623	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	847

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5132	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1528
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Enchantments Applied:	60	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	1356
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	713	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Buildings Constructed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	192	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

play.megga-craft.com