DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	410	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Emeralds Found:	8651	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	4773

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	558	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	8593
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	178
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2162	Mines Excavated:	3242
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2002	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3951	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7604
Dragon Eggs Found:	1251	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

play.grizzlyprison.com