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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 469 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3105 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.