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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6718 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.