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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1372 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.