DepressoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	3973	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	231
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5068