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i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6173	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5764	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ores Mined:	3248
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	694659
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	1619
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	633328
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Enchantments Applied:	174
Emeralds Found:	4660	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Divine Spears Created:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5213

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

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So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Buildings Constructed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11