Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mines Excavated: 3495
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Villages Defended: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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