Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 9281
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Towns Built: 2 New Chunks Explored: 441804
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magic Items Found: 7108
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Crops Grown: 9229 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7662
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2545 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1368
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4793 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Animals Bred: 192 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

    AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!
    Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

    But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

    So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5383 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Dragon Eggs Found: 4184
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

    CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

    🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

    🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

    💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

    🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

    🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

    🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

    Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Villages Defended: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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