Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Animals Bred: 115 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 7343
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6885

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 353
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Farms Harvested: 352 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

    AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!
    Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

    But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

    So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 724
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

    CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

    🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

    🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

    💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

    🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

    🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

    🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

    Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Ores Mined: 5013
    Towns Built: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

    BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat
    Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Dimension Hops: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

    Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

    Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 380635 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Farms Harvested: 138

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

    Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

    In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 748689
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Ride or Die Craft

    Ride or Die Craft
    Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

    WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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