lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Woke Gamers

    Crafty Woke Gamers
    Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

    So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

    Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

    FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ores Mined: 10000
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

    Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

    FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

    Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

    MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

    But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

    So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

    Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 8015
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition
    Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Animals Bred: 125 Runes Activated: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4590
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

    Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

    But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Towns Built: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2918 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

    Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

    And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 2161

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

    Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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