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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Astral Projections Made: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Ores Mined: 8074 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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