Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Doge Coin Minecraft Server

    Doge Coin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Block Breaker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Mythical Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8643
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Magic Items Found: 2595

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 829 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Dimension Hops: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magic Items Found: 6509
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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