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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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