DefendCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	734	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2150	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

aunt, Babysitting, Boundaries, career, child-free life, defending actions, family, family peace, hobbies, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeper, parenting, passive-aggressive comments, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, Server, setting boundaries, sister

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1881	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4433	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	959	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2699	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5