Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 266
Potions Brewed: 132 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Enchantments Applied: 120
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 258 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4996
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Star Shards Collected: 63
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 456
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 569 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Crops Grown: 4701 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 454 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 483 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Potions Brewed: 53 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crops Grown: 6822 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 246 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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