Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 262

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6313 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 130 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8434 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 687926 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3596
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Potions Brewed: 117 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Alien Abductions: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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