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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	958608
Buildings Constructed:	18	Potions Brewed:	67
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mines Excavated:	4434
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

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LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4600	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

1ba3d

anarchistic, Anarchy, freedom, Minecraft, No Rules, Plugins, Server, Survival, Version 1.20.1

Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

But you will also have complete freedom there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concerns, consent, Curiosity, emotions, escort, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, losing virginity, Lost, Minecraft, Nervous, Preparation, questions, safe sex, sex worker, smp, Tips, TUESDAY, VIRGINITY

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

balancing family relationships, childhood impact, childhood trauma, children triggering trauma, emotional triggers, exclusion, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family responsibilities, Family Support, Gratitude, mental health, Minecraft, parent-child dynamics, Parentification, parentification trauma, Sacrifices, Server, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisCraft, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	3157
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Void Gems Collected:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2