DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Emeralds Found:	9179	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	8726	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9505	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1602	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	87
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Runes Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2967
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	439
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7008
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4234	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!