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Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Zombie Dances: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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