Dad’sMistressMinecraftMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3065
Runes Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	8251
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov

Druze community, Druze minority, DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov, female empowerment, gender equality, government appointment, government officials, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minority representation, new government, official position, political diversity, political progress, Suwaida, Suwaida governor, Syria, Syrian government, woman governor, women in government, women leaders

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!

come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!

TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

Achilles tendon, Achilles tendon injury, Achilles tendon recovery, fiber, fiber arrangement, fiber orientation, Fun, healthy tendons, imaging technique, injured tendons, injury recovery, medical imaging, phase retardance, Recovery, tendon healing, tendon health, tendon health insights, tendon imaging, tendon injury, tendon injury patterns, tendon patterns, tendon recovery, tendon research, TendonCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	192

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

‘Spugunke’ Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days old
Features	Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Discord	Join Discord
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the Java IP: spugunke.net or Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best with Port 25565.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, make sure to check out the rules on our Discord server and follow them to maintain a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

3. Can I create my own town or join an existing one?

Yes, there are different teams and towns on the server that you can join or create your own to build a thriving community.

4. Is the server lag-free?

Yes, the server is non-laggy for a smooth gameplay experience.

5. How can I teleport to other players?

You can use the Tpa command to teleport to other players within the server.

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Walnut DNA Fun Land

40 million years, alternating sexes, Dna, DNA polymorphism, evolutionary stability, female-first flowering, Fun, gene variants, genetic inheritance, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetics, Land, male-first flowering, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant genetics research, plant reproduction, reproductive biology, walnut, walnut genetics., walnut species, walnut trees, walnuts

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	162076	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like walnuts but wit alternating sexes! like, imagine u log in and ur character is a walnut but one day u could be a female walnut and the next day u could be a male walnut! it’s like a genetic experiment gone wild in da minecraft world. and get dis, researchers found two variants of a gene linked to female-first or male-first flowering in walnuts! like, how crazy is dat? dis DNA polymorphism has been stable for almost 40 million years, so u know dis server is legit old school. join now and be a part of da nutty adventure!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, building, classic, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Exploration, game breaking, java, modifications, multiplayer, Protection, Reset, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3179	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Features	Survival Gameplay, Grief Protection, Player-Driven Economy, Cross-Platform Support

Server Overview

Vanilla Multiplayer is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to foster a community-driven environment where players can build, explore, and thrive without the worry of world resets or griefing.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have protections in place to safeguard players’ builds.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to run their own shops and control the economy on the server.

Is the server in beta testing?

Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is currently in heavy beta testing. Players are encouraged to report any issues or suggestions on our Discord server.

Walmart Sock Thief 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, arrest, consequences, consequences of shoplifting, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, global perspective, law enforcement, online humiliation, petty theft, public shaming, Retail, SECURITY, Shoplifting, social media, Sock, Surveillance, theft, thief, video sharing, Walmart

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Buildings Constructed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – on this server, if you shoplift socks from a virtual Walmart, your pixelated arrest will be live-streamed on virtual YouTube for millions of virtual people to watch! Can you even imagine the chaos and drama that will unfold? It’s like reality TV on steroids, but in a blocky world. So, if you’re looking for some crazy shenanigans and a chance to become a virtual celebrity for all the wrong reasons, then this server is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

PresentPals Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Christmas presents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift etiquette, gift giving, Girlfriend, group dynamics, inappropriate gifts, Intentions, Minecraft, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, peer pressure, peer relationships, PresentPals, relationships, Server, social cues, social dynamics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	122	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of giving gifts to friends only to have them accuse you of trying to steal their heart? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only gifts exchanged are virtual diamonds and enchanted swords!

We promise no drama like the time I gave my friend earrings and suddenly I was accused of trying to woo her away from her boyfriend. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your prized pig from your farm!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe haven where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust me, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with friends who can’t accept a simple gift without reading into it too much.

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1149