Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	8429

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	6546
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2572
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	3675	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Magic Items Found:	8571
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Void Gems Collected:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Enchantments Applied:	278	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	8925	Ores Mined:	5844
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Potions Brewed:	177	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchantments Applied:	213	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	New Chunks Explored:	123116

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!