Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Dimension Hops: 10
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Crops Grown: 5040
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2550 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Enchantments Applied: 203

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Animals Bred: 88
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Star Shards Collected: 136
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Ores Mined: 4445
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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