Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mines Excavated: 1503
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5050
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1265 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dimension Hops: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 432956
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Animals Bred: 166
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8973
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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