Dad vs GF Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftySisNoTalk

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Farms Harvested:	696
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LibidoFixMC SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3110

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	58
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.