Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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