Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2531 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
