Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most ridiculous creations you’ve ever seen.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that will leave you scratching your head, and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because if you’re not here, you’re missing out on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane experience of your gaming life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a chance to witness outrageous scenarios like a 60-year-old man building a mansion for a 20-year-old e-girl, only to trap her inside and force her to mine diamonds for him. Or how about a group of silver foxes forming a cult and brainwashing young players into becoming their Minecraft wives?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of these insane stories and more on our server. Join now and let the chaos unfold!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 299 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.
So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server offers exclusive perks like employee preview nights for big events (in-game, of course) and special passes for our virtual Halloween event. Bring a guest and show off your building skills to impress them – who knows, you might even find love in the world of Minecraft!
Forget about Dollar Tree drama and retail woes, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes in a way only possible in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your boring, fear-filled life. Adventure awaits!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the rich get what they deserve and llamas are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the treacherous waters of the game and even teach you how to speak Dolphin!
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Only the bravest adventurers can unlock its mysteries.
3. Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Ender Chicken. This massive, feathered beast roams the land, terrorizing players and stealing their loot. Can you defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself?
So, what are you waiting for? Join the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have Dokibird herself streaming on our server, bringing you all the joy and laughter you could ever want. Plus, we have exclusive VODs, merchandise, and even a cover of “Drift Away” that will make you drift away into a world of fun!
But that’s not all – we also have a special game called Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery, where you can solve puzzles and uncover secrets in a thrilling adventure. And if that’s not enough, we even have our own Divegrass team page for all you sports fans out there.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Don’t be a dumb goon – be a smart goon and come join the fun!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and intense dance-offs with creepers. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places…like with that cute zombie who keeps eyeing you up!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons…they’re always trying to steal your heart (literally)!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!
We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.
So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 230 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
