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FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	139	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	137	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8057
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	6093	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Votes:	4238
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	529	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ores Mined:	6921	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7826
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	890908	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	97/800	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0