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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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