lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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