lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Animals Bred: 173 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Potions Brewed: 124

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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