Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2181 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ores Mined: 3358 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 296 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 490
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Farms Harvested: 558 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Crops Grown: 4588 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crops Grown: 2194
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NukeCraftWars

    NukeCraftWars
    OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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