Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6724
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Farms Harvested: 857
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Emeralds Found: 1282
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NukeCraftWars

    NukeCraftWars
    OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mines Excavated: 2566
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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