CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9480	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1618	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4831	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	533341
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.