CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5117
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	8098	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Ores Mined:	8105	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	214
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Farms Harvested:	982	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Potions Brewed:	113	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.