CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ores Mined:	2254
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9558	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4340	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8099	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3419
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4758
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Star Shards Collected:	278	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragons Tamed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	7554	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	2429
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.