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Welcome to the most epicMinecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
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