| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.
2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!
3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | New Chunks Explored: | 989128 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).
Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!
Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Farms Harvested: | 501 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 94 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”
join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.
come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.
And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.
So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3348 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!
We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!
What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!
↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 183 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Server Type | Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed) |
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| Server IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Server Version | 1.21.1 |
A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.
A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!
With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.
But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1259 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3882 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
