| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3331 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Techno-Magical server of the CubeClub project
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6716 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Potions Brewed: | 57 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9579 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6102 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4350 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1946 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6800 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2593 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3061 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6248 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 268 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 287 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4687 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4794 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3434 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3158 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 6485 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1122 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 594 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Votes: | 2721 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7033 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6331 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
