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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	249
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30