CTE Craft: NFL Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	521	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	643603	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3830	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	128	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3951

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.