Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Towns Built: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Players Killed by Monsters: 5127
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1237 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 New Chunks Explored: 433095
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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