Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Runes Activated: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Towns Built: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 97
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Ores Mined: 2997
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 279

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mines Excavated: 3903
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Farms Harvested: 813

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 108 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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